to my beautiful wife…

Hey babe, I love you more than gumdrops, butterflies, cotton candy, the way babies smell, puppies, baby koala bears, flowers, butter, apple pie, fresh socks, more than catholic priests like to molest little boys, spring time, the season of fall, ice-cream sundaes, more than scooby loves scooby snacks, red wagons,

rainbows, more than a fat kid loves cake, tivo, bunnies, marshmallow peeps, tramp-stamp tattoos, sneezing pandas, general tso’s chicken, chocolate rain, clear pepsi from the 90’s, my iPhone, French toast, hot cocoa, more than homer loves donuts, ostrich meat, sunshine, can openers, more than girls like to trip over nothing in horror movies,

a worn-in pair of shoes, a warm fire, more than R. Kelly likes to hide in closets and urinate on young girls, cooked meat, crayons, watching people fall and hurt themselves, pre-arranged marriages, cannibalism, team edward or team jacob, the back to the future trilogy, the original star wars trilogy, youtube,

google search, making fun of people, corndogs, bears, beets, battlestar galactica, xbox, more than japan loves terrible tv shows, coffee grounds on my tongue, sweet tea, teddy ruxpin, emilio estevez ,quentin tarantino movies, more than tiger woods likes cheating on his wife, jesus-fish bumper stickers,

and more than any stretch of your imagination.


  1. Christina says:

    Aww!! I sure think the world of you too 🙂 You are one of the most special peeps I know!

  2. Eric says:

    Aww Shucks….

  3. amber says:

    Love it! 😉